FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

by mosqitoburito May 1, 2021

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National Finger fuck day

December 1.

National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!

Example:

Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!

by ImDownBad August 26, 2022

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Referring to when Louis Tomlinson got the fucking dagger after a year of his fans telling him to get the dagger to match harry's rose. And also an umbrella term describing what proceeded afterwards, which included him saying that the "rose has already been taken care of"

when ur feeling down, remember: HE GOT THE FUCKING DAGGER

by 282-828-2828 October 26, 2022

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Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.]

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.

Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!

by Kelley's Ugly Little Ewok January 13, 2022

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