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If you're this fucking bored to be searching payday references in urban dictionary, go watch youtube or maybe, hear me out PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
by Agent_Z March 1, 2025

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016

happened to me while I was giving anal to my girlfriend, she couldn't hold it and shat on my pepe the frog boxers, what a waste!
by souhailthedabboy May 24, 2020

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

"You seeing that over there? That tiger is mauling those tribesmen!"
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*
by Cat Lad March 18, 2022

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020
