National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

destroy your eyes december

Destroy your eyes december is where you turn all of your social media's theme light mode for all of december

Hey are you participating in destroy your eyes december?
No, I want to keep my vision

by WyattM8 December 1, 2023

Make your mulch

To add experiences to the garden of life.

My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.

by germmmmm May 19, 2022

National Fuck Your Homies Day

August 3rd is national fuck your homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022

by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022

Pick your lip up

stop talking shit

You best Pick your lip up before i clean ya chin

by jay jumpman 23 April 20, 2024

bang your horns

Bang your horns means you do you. Go ahead, bang your horns. Do what you want.

Alright Sally fine, go bang your horns.

by Chief2599 March 30, 2020

your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.

Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.

by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018