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gotta shit

When you have no choice but to let you're uncontrolled stool escape you're bowels.

At any cost.
Maddawg "Fuck, I gotta shit"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"
by Cherryheals4u November 2, 2020
mugGet the gotta shitmug.

Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V
Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!
by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Shitmug.

Shit

by Mssjiejdncnz May 3, 2021
mugGet the Shitmug.

pop ur shit

This song is an absolute masterpiece made by 21 Savage and produced by Metro Boomin. It tells the tale of the infamous sex haver Jack Cobb fucking females in the movies. It was an instant classic and should be treated as such.
Pop ur shit is the greatest song ever because it speaks of the man called Sex (Jack Cobb) himself.
by JackBiden4Prez March 8, 2024
mugGet the pop ur shitmug.

piece of shit

person 1: look at that piece of shit!
person 2: don't you mean donald trump?
by that.sparkly.bitch December 22, 2020
mugGet the piece of shitmug.

shit camping

When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time
"Hey what took you so long"

"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"
by 8pumpchump August 2, 2016
mugGet the shit campingmug.

shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.
Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!
by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022
mugGet the shit detectivemug.

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