Skip to main content

The shit

Big man with some massive balls this is the best title a man could get the his name starts with e or a this man has some catchphrases such as you want a award
by Zahlerboy19 April 22, 2021
mugGet the The shitmug.

Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.
There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.
by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018
mugGet the Shits Spunkmug.
In this context, "I'm gonna throw my shit around!" means to throw one's strength or power around right before they're about to do something badass.
"I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!!"
by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024
mugGet the I'm gonna throw my shit around!mug.
Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
mugGet the Nothing in one hand and shit in the othermug.

Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
mugGet the Fuck The God Damn Shitmug.

Being a shit

When someone's using slightly darker humor/or just being a shit
Oh I was being a shit Steve!
by Uncle_mother October 22, 2023
mugGet the Being a shitmug.
National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020
mugGet the National Shit on the Ceiling Hourmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email