Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

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kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017

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dick snoot

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

by SoloNutt March 28, 2017

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Dick

A mans penis

Person 1: "did u see his dick last night?"

Person 2: "yes,his dick was big & juicey!😛💦🍆"

by Anonymous9610375 March 15, 2017

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Short for Richard, somehow. Used as a term for the male genitalia along with other names (schlong, penis, cock, anaconda, snake, sausage, etc.) Also used as aninsult to express how someone is an asshole or mean person. Dick can sometimes be misused or taken out of context when used, usually mistaken for the term relating to the male genitalia.

1. (Name) "Dude, yesterday Dick asked out Alexa and she turned him down!"
2. (Male Genitals) "Lynn, I heard your ex boyfriend has a big dick; is he still single?"
3. (Insult) "Oh my god! Mark is such a dick, he threw away all my shit!"

by ClicheMemeWithACrappyPicture March 28, 2017

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