spill your protein powder

To ejaculate

Don't "spill your protein powder" on my bed.

by AJJJDJJJAJJJMJJJ March 7, 2017

nuts on your head

when a person name Lawrence shoves his nuts into his mom's mouth

Last night i put my nuts on your head.

by BDM!(&% May 14, 2018

text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"

Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.

by e2y June 1, 2019

Murder Your Mean Partner Day

The 8th of October is murder your mean partner day!

Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!

by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022

Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!

You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.

by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

you've lost your mind

"to lose one's mind" is an epigram meaning the subject whose mind was lost is thinking and/or behaving irrationally or inappropriately

With multiple daily conflicts with you, you couldn't give me a break one time, but the one time the tables are turned, you expect me to give you a break? You've lost your mind.

by kimuyukix March 31, 2022