windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)

man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

Window washer

When a man or woman plus their foot to their butt and rubs with toes on their back to keep and clean their ass crack

Man, she gives a great window washer; did you smell anything after that window washer; did you hear that window washer

by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025

window licker

Lance Stroll.

"Bro, no way he crushed on the back of Daniel Riccardo like that! He is such a window licker!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection

Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024

Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.

That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...

by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024

Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.

did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?

by uzrboot February 25, 2024