mouth vagina 

A mouth that resembles an old, weathered vagina

As in, "What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?".

"What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?"

mouth vagina by RichNWhite September 28, 2015

Fatigued Vagina 

The diplomatic term when identifying a "Tired Cunt"
Also see Tired Cunt

The manager asked why we have not achieved our weekly KPI targets.
I expressed my concern to him by explaining we have employed many fatigued vagina's within the team.

Fatigued Vagina by Reg & Rog October 14, 2016

Outverted Vagina 

An Outverted Vagina is a man’s penis who’s dick is smaller than six inches in erected length.

The person writing this has an Outverted Vagina

Outverted Vagina by funnymanbro April 21, 2022

Wreck her vagina 

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

Wreck her vagina by RiddyTX June 6, 2015

flap jack vagina 

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

flap jack vagina by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) 

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018

avocado cracker vagina 

the opposite of guacamole nigga penis

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

avocado cracker vagina by weenie suck February 22, 2019