ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

ur fine

when somebody be complaining and you don’t care and they’re also fine

Martin: I got a hole in my pants
kelly: ur fine

by hi sisters October 13, 2018

Ur Mom

Probably the best thing to say when someone says... whatever they say. Look, I use it all the time, but I don't really know what it means. I'm just using my best definition.

What the person says: So many people make ur mom jokes
Comeback: Yeah, people like ur mom.

What the person says: I slept in my new bed.
Comeback: I slept on ur mom

by KoRnbandfan November 3, 2022

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018

ur mum

i ride ur mum all night long

hi son im going to ride ur mum

by urnan dictionary 12329 July 7, 2020

ur mom

a comeback for when anyone tells you anything and you can’t think of an answer

1-what are you doing?
2-ur mom
3)everyone she’s doing my mom

by heyhotties March 21, 2022

Ur Mom

What can i say except, Your mom. She's beautiful and Hot <3 Milf Like.

"Me when Ur Mom"

by Rian0 March 11, 2022