TTS (Toxic Twat Syndrome)

Various foreign substances the create a powerful, often toxic secretion from the vagina. Can cause serious chemical burns when in contact with fingers, mouth, tongue or penis for prolonged exposure . In some cases, it has even eaten through the subjects panties, jeans and boyfriends car seat. Extreme caution should be taken, and in most cases the subjects must be incinerated.

In rare cases, it also accompanies ESD (Excessive Saliva Disorder)

Yuck! Tasha has TTS!!

by SquishyConey September 3, 2003

Mary Jane Twat-son

When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.

Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her

by Tara and Colin March 1, 2022

snaggle tooth twat monster

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.

Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

Cum guzzling twat waffle

The title pretty much sums it up.

That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.

by BOOGEY MAN 123 August 23, 2016

One Eyed Twat Hammer

Penis, Cock, Male genitalia

Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"

Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!

by Bloke A! October 23, 2009

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.

Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

by nfkiller February 4, 2008

four fingered twat twitcher

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008