Window

The weakest thing in the entire fucking universe. Everyone in movies break it as if it was non-existent

John Wick: *jumps out of window
window: *gets fucking deleted

by OmegaNigglet September 4, 2019

Warm Window

That short time in the shower when you get an acceptable temperature having just made an adjustment but it's only for a few seconds as it will get colder/hotter very soon.

I was in such a hurry to rinse the shampoo out of my hair and eyes man that I used the Warm Window and got the hell outta there!

by colpro September 5, 2011

Windows 11

See Windows 10.

Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a different theme applied to it.

by Symptom of things August 8, 2022

Window Shopping

The act of looking at and/or flirting with girls while currently in a relationship. This act is not to be considered cheating.

"Chill out babe I'm not cheating I'm just window shopping"

by Cunt-fucker9000 January 24, 2020

wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

Present Window

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT

What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.

by bTags March 17, 2011