Uncle Smirny

The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.

"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"

by one groovy chick May 18, 2016

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings children.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

by tdids93 June 8, 2022

UNCLE

UNCLE is an obscene Sudanese-language word, which often refers to the act of tobacco consumption but is also commonly used to denote and hint forthcoming danger. Its origin is obscure but is usually considered to be first attested to around early 2018 in Chang Mai, Thailand. although it may be considerably older. In modern usage, the term UNCLE and its derivatives (such as UNCLE BEN and UNCS) can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an interjection, or an adverb. There are many common phrases that employ the word, as well as compounds that incorporate it, such as UNCLE dokh UNCLE FAINTER and UNCES.

"yo man mashe tagadeha UNCLE"
"Of course bruv"
"jay ma3ak ya rasta"

by wellgoddammit May 4, 2018

Uncle

Someone who seems intellectual but they actually only posses surface level knowledge and no deeper understanding or knowledge on the subject.

He's no smart he's an uncle

Oh look at this uncle with so many hot takes.

by Kaka12346789 April 17, 2021

Uncle Spank

The man, the Legend.

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!

by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022

Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

by lancealil February 28, 2012

Uncle Edward Jr.

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.

My friends little brother was being a uncle Edward Jr.

by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023