Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 12, 2019

Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!

Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!

by thebean. December 08, 2023

Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex

I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep

by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020

Mike Tyson

You tryna play your man’s in front of a jawn or when u saying anything negative to him to a girl and this goes for a girl too .Just don’t say anything negative u won’t be Mike !!!

Mike Tyson-Punching on ur man’s in front of a jawn

by Don’t Mike me plsss January 17, 2023

Mike Tyson

The act of tongue punching your partners fart box then biting on their clit until orgasm.

"Bro last night I Mike Tysoned Brit last night so hard that her clit bled!"

by Lord Memeitch October 12, 2020

Mike Tyson

instant regret

Larry Holmes pushed his luck when he fought Mike Tyson

by stock user November 10, 2021