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The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.
I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!
The John Cena by Johnny Blaze -v- January 20, 2016
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The Jake Effect 

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.
That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect
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the jogs 

An intermediate form of the runs, where instead of being a sludge, there are lumps and solids mixed into the diarrhea. AKA gravy and potatoes or meatballs and sauce.
I've got the jogs
I got a bad case of the jogs
the jogs by PolishingPolack September 19, 2017

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
The Johnson Curse by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
The Johnson Curse by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
"The jok" is basically the "cool kid" in high school, usually of the male gender. A typical jok plays rugby or football or whatever may be the cool sport with the most school spirit in that country or school. "The jok" doesn't try to hard, he's just cool. He generally has a hot body
Omw! She's dating the jok! That is so cool!
the jok by Herrr. October 13, 2018

The Jack Frost 

A sex position where the woman places a snow globe in her vagina, and the man covers his dick in cold water. He then proceeds too break the snow globe and release an explosion of fake snow and chm.
My wife and I tried the Jack Frost.
The Jack Frost by FreshApex February 27, 2019