one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

she-shield

a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman

"Thanks for being a she-shield, that guy was giving me the creeps."

by catgirl69 January 3, 2022

Drink till she's a covid-20

When someone makes the corona custom game in overwatch and you decide you want to be host so you can stack an advantage to your team in the settings.

Player 1: let's player corona while we wait 3 hours in comp queue
Queue: Player 1 enters game
Queue: Player 2 is spectating
Player 2: *leaves group and joins a drink till she's a covid-20 server*

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020

She's The One!!

what a mf says about a girl he openly states that he likes. its one of those things that dudes do when they find a girl they WANT more than anything else in the world. shiiiit this mf would prolly travel half way round the world for this girl and still keep on going. but its not usually all what he thinks it is. when they get together for a couple of months or years but dont do anything to make it more serious (ex: sex, marriage, a kiss, anything that would move the relationship forward) the dude will eventually find out he doesnt really like this girl and will most likely move on from her. its just one of those times in life where dudes and girls learn about what love really is and what to find in a person.

Jamal: Bro you need to calm down, shes not all THAT
Brayden: Nah bro i swear SHE'S THE ONE!!!
Jamal & Others: Whatever bro...

by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" November 24, 2022

Is She the Wolf?

Another stupid Netflix show which should’ve not been overhyped, people need to stop randomly overhyping stuff like “sQuId gAmE” or “sTrAnGeR tInGs” or even “wEdEnsDaY” LIKE COME ON! INSTEAD OF OVERHYPING THESE STUPID THINGS, GIVE UNDERRATED PEOPLE LIKE ME SOME FAME!!!!!!!!

Idiot: ohh I’m gonna overhype this random stupid overrated show Is She the Wolf? for no reason because I don’t touch grass

by Hfjdujdjzhxjd June 9, 2023

She-twink

Fem twink

antonym for Fem-boy

I hate Maddie from arcane! that she-twink betrayed Kaitlyn.

by she-twink December 3, 2024

Oh no she better don’t

Another way to say “she really didn’t just go there” or “she better stop”. This line is normally said by a person on the sidelines of a conversation two people are having, like an instigator.

This line is also used repeatedly in Rupaul’s drag race

The “better” in the sentence is also pronounced “betta”

Person: “that why you built like tree bark”

Instigator: “oh no she better don’t”

by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022