Math

The worst subject ever made.

yo, did u do the math last night?
yeah it almost made me kill myself.
damn bro u alright?
nah

by shaysbay December 28, 2023

Math

A subject that is as useful as fucking a cactus

"Dude, last math class was soooo boring"

by Ned_is_ded November 27, 2017

Math

A subject that may or may not be related to science

Pewdiepie: There are no stupid questions.
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?

Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!

by Wamen respecter52 February 5, 2018

Maths

Everyone favourite subject........... NOT

I Hate maths so much

Now its time for everyone's favourite subject MATHS

by anonymous February 2, 2021

double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009

Math

M: Miraculous
A: I love beating children
T: Truthful
H: Honest

"I love Math"

by BigManJoeyseph June 6, 2024

Daryan Math

The act in which you both simultaneously do the absolute bare minimum required assignments while somehow still achieving high grades in school.

“Bro, how’d you get an A without studying?”
“Simple — Daryan Math.”

by Lolreflex October 14, 2025