green turtle 

When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.

I was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.

green turtle by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015

awkward turtle 

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

awkward turtle by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015

softshell turtle 

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.

Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?

softshell turtle by Tail Razor August 21, 2017

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway 

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gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

Kentucky Snapping Turtle

A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.

"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"

Kentucky Snapping Turtle by The Kentucky Turtle Bandit May 15, 2010

Three Eyed Turtle

When you insert you penis and both balls into a womans vagina. Since you cannot thrust in and out you just kind of wiggle around until the woman is about to cum. Just before the woman cums you pull out and shove a rolled-up phone book (yellow pages are preferred) into her vagina as she cums.

Bob bring a phone book over so we can Three Eyed Turtle Ginny later.

Three Eyed Turtle by Rusty Rust March 12, 2010

raging turtle

The act of having an orgy ninga turtle style involving 4 partners. A male and female engage in missionary intercourse standing up, while two other males enter them from behind, creating the turtle shells.

Cassie was over at the boys last night, I heard they tried the raging turtle.

raging turtle by Peter Zaluzni January 21, 2007