spermdinkle

Spermdinkle is the most magically word on the planet, it means magic and unicorn corns.

I have lots of spermdinkle

by Spermdinkle March 29, 2024

Spermesso

Spermesso is a combination of two words: Sperma and permesso. It's used when you are having sex with your partner and you wanna cum inside her. its an elegant form

È Spermesso? - it's allowed to cum inside?

by goldor05 April 16, 2024

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

by anonymous April 18, 2024

spermatozoid

A term used to describe someone who acts like a spermatozoa cell: being narrow minded and focused on one thing at a time, often failing to even achieve that.

“This guy didn’t even pay attention to his surroundings while he was driving, what a spermatozoid!“

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

Spermentation

Making alcohol with your own ejaculate, or a combination of yours and someone else’s

“My spermentation is almost done, just a few more days until it’s at the perfect alcohol content.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

spermadogs

when u go doggy style ON UR FUCKING DAWGS

Hey stop it u aint doin this!
WOOF WOOF
Quiet spermadogs

by Wilkowilkoelpro June 6, 2024

Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024