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toasted tomato sandwich

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005
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Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A sandwich created by Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, and featured in the movie "UHF".

It is created by turning a twinkie over, making a cut down the middle (just like a hot dog bun), putting a cooked hotdog in the split, and topping it with spray cheese.

After this process is complete, some hardcore fans of the sandwich would then dip it in milk as that is the proper way to eat it.
Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.
by fudgiedog December 29, 2007
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The Philly Steak Sandwich

The Philly Steak Sandwich is when a girls pussy has been so pounded that it now looks exactly like a fucking Philly Steak Sandwich.
The Philly Steak Sandwich

“Yo dude have you seen Jesica’s pussy bro? It legit looks like a Philly Steak Sandwich.”
by I_love_Auschwitz69420BC January 8, 2021
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Hard Meat Sandwich

3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.
Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.

Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020
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Poopy Diaper Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of a diaper full of excrement
or
A sandwich that tastes absolutely awful
or
Rogue poop sandwiched in-between ones butt cheeks
I just farted and pretty sure I have a poopy diaper sandwich
by Castle42 May 23, 2020
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Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally
Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich
by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017
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Twenty Dollar Sandwich

Made by hiding a $20 bill between your credit card and drivers license in order to conceal its delivery to a bribee.
usually used in hotels to bribe front desk clerks into answering favorably to the question "do you have any complimentary upgrades?"

Try this in Vegas, it works surprisingly often.

The Twenty Dollar Sandwich can also be used with other denominations such as $50
by danny the greek June 8, 2010
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