Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.
by SausagePounder January 21, 2019
Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.
by Karen from rothwell. November 06, 2020
It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier
Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.
by howe_that December 05, 2014
by ThisIsSatan December 25, 2024
When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing
Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week
by Rubenuben February 22, 2016
by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025
When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.
Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."
by HanktheBankroll October 25, 2015