fuck me running

its a expression of disbelief or amazement.

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!

by zero July 15, 2004

run off on the plug

A plug is a person who sells weed or other drugs. To run off on the plug means to run away from a drug dealer, with the product, without paying them the agreed upon amount. This is currently being done as a "fun prank" to video tape and post online, often backfiring and ending in disaster.

He tried to run off on the plug but then he tripped and got beat up instead.

by Sdps June 10, 2016

run like a bitch

To remove yourself from a bad situation in as quick a way as possible,mowing down anyone or anything in your way.

1.Oh shit it's the cops dude,run like a bitch!!!!

2.Guy 1:Is that a fucking zombie?
Guy 2:Run like a bitch!!!

by KillerKoolAid February 23, 2008

run a tight ship

to run a ship or an organization in an orderly and disciplined manner,firmly and effectively. Or generally to have a good control over something.

Obama says that he intends to run a tight ship

by MikeMickelson December 17, 2011

naked quad run

An event held annually at Tufts University during which students get naked and run around the Residential Quad on either the last day of classes or the first day of reading period.

Mary was going crazy thinking about finals, so she let off some steam by participating in the Naked Quad Run.

by bleedair December 11, 2006

Nike running shorts

(n) Wardrobe staple for any college girls closet. Most commonly worn with over sized sweatshirts.

I'm so upset all my Nike running shorts are dirty! Now what will I where to class??

by weskenn October 31, 2011

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008