Pion (pee-on) 

A person who thinks they know what they do not know Who can not survive outside the Acquaintance of a player or hustler or Street dweller continuing to mimic their language

PION (pee-on) a person with no common sense

Pion (pee-on) by RTDBSR June 18, 2021

The Right to Pee-Silence 

1. The right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. The right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.

1. Dude, I was at a business meeting and my boss came in while I was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. I guess he doesn't know that we all have "The Right to Pee-Silence", what an asshole.

2. I was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said WTF Chuck, haven't you heard of " The Right To Pee-Silence."?

The Right to Pee-Silence by scottrude May 31, 2010

shaquiqui lA pee pee 

the nickname of your mother

your mother is a shaquiqui lA pee pee

shaquiqui lA pee pee by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019

Run Pee 

Can be a noun or verb.
A fast toilet break which must be squeezed into a very tight time window due to work or personal constraints.
Certain jobs like radio DJ require exemplary timing to be honed.
Judgement is required as to whether the pee time combined with the run each side of it will fit the available window.

Girl: The train is going in less than a minute
Boy: No problem, I'm just gonna run pee.

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DJ: (On air) That was The Killers and up next it's Blur with Song 2.
DJ: (Off air, to producer) Damn this song is short, I need a run pee.

Run Pee by TheDirtyYoungMan May 22, 2009

I'd Pee In His Butt 

A dude walks down the street and gay dudes find Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone that, you say, "I'd Pee in his butt".

Bob: "Damn look at him he is hot:
Me: "Yeah I'd pee in his butt"

I'd Pee In His Butt by ilikeitrough May 22, 2006

Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.

Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.

Saturday Morning Pee by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010

jay pee 

Abreviation for just playing

Me: I hate you!....Jay-pee!!

jay pee by logann hinshaw May 10, 2005