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I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
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Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.
by the_rattler September 30, 2022
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The study of the often messy, protracted, and illogical battles that occur when two competing scientific paradigms vie for dominance within a field. According to Kuhn, these disputes cannot be settled by mere evidence alone, because the paradigms define what counts as evidence and what constitutes a good argument. The fight is as much about persuasion, authority, generational change, and control of institutions as it is about data.
Theory of the Dispute of Scientific Paradigms Example: The decades-long war between Plate Tectonics and the older Geosynclinal Theory in geology was a brutal Dispute of Scientific Paradigms. Established geologists invested in the old model mocked continental drift as fantasy, while young Turks amassed magnetic striping data. The shift only happened when the old guard retired and textbooks were rewritten.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026
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An examination of how, once a paradigm wins, it establishes total intellectual dominance, becoming the invisible, unquestioned foundation for all "serious" work in a field. This hegemony is maintained through textbooks, grant funding, journal editorial boards, and university hiring, which all reinforce the paradigm's basic assumptions. To challenge the hegemony is to risk being labeled a crank, even if your critique is valid.
Theory of the Hegemony of Scientific Paradigms Example: The near-total Hegemony of the Big Bang theory in cosmology for decades meant that alternative theories like the Steady State model were excluded from major conferences and funding. Proposing alternatives was career suicide, a perfect example of how a reigning paradigm polices its borders and maintains intellectual monopoly power.
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The study of the lifecycle of a paradigm: its birth in a revolutionary insight, its consolidation during a period of "normal science," its gradual erosion as anomalies accumulate, and its eventual collapse and replacement. This theory looks at the internal and external forces—technological, social, economic—that drive these dynamics, treating science as a historical and sociological process, not just a logical one.
Theory of the Dynamics of Scientific Paradigms Example: The Dynamics of the Newtonian Paradigm followed this path: revolutionary triumph in the 17th century, two centuries of triumphant "normal science" applying its laws, the creeping anomalies of Mercury's orbit and blackbody radiation in the 19th century, and final overthrow by the twin revolutions of relativity and quantum mechanics in the early 20th century.
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The theory that we see everything and understand reality through paradigms—frameworks of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that shape what we can see and how we interpret it. The Theory of Social and Cognitive Paradigms argues that this applies to everything, including the scientific method itself, which operates within its own paradigms that change over time. There is no paradigm-free perception, no view from nowhere. What we take to be "just the facts" is always facts-as-seen-through-a-particular-paradigm. The theory explains paradigm shifts in science (Kuhn), cultural differences in perception, and the persistence of disagreement even among reasonable people. It's the foundation of humility about knowledge, the recognition that our way of seeing is one among many.
Example: "He used to think science was just accumulating facts. The Theory of Social and Cognitive Paradigms showed him otherwise: facts were always facts-within-a-paradigm. When paradigms shifted, facts shifted too. Science wasn't a straight line; it was a series of revolutions, each with its own way of seeing."
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