Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.
"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."
by SauceBaws January 11, 2014
When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.
Major pity party.
Major pity party.
Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.
Doris: What a cunt.
Doris: What a cunt.
by just pete October 07, 2020
1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.
by UrbanSport May 30, 2012
When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.
"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."
by TwerkItHard April 02, 2014
The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.
The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.
by horsefeathers July 17, 2009
by ElectricBoogalo February 16, 2017
by hamburger2020 May 01, 2021