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Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it
“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”
by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020
mugGet the Jerk a quickymug.
John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
mugGet the Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bagmug.

jerk odd

I do to bed to fuck and jerk odd.
by Jerkodd191 April 13, 2017
mugGet the jerk oddmug.

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
mugGet the dual release squatted jerkmug.

Jerks

Dominic, Ross, Gabe, Joey much more.
by TSM_JELLY April 8, 2018
mugGet the Jerksmug.

Circle jerk centipede

It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.
Damn man Jessica walked in on me and the boys having a circle jerk centipede.
by Feenyx69420 June 27, 2020
mugGet the Circle jerk centipedemug.

forest jerk

When you jerk off to some mystical elves in the forest
I just an amazing forest jerk to this elvish princess in Mirkwood
by anonymous March 7, 2022
mugGet the forest jerkmug.

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