one egg short

one car short of twelve.
Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."
by n.oNigga December 20, 2007
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runny egg ass

A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.
Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."
by toomanyumbrellas November 23, 2009
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Egg McCocky

I'm gonna bang that hooker then eat some Egg McCocky.
by Danny Dizeets June 06, 2007
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egg-warez

hey man u know any good egg-warez sites?
by dabigpig May 21, 2004
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Egg drop soup

When a person earns their redwings by licking up a woman's thick soupy monthly, and in the process, inadvertently swallows the chicks unfertilized egg.
I got way to drunk last night and ate out my girl friend. The bitch didn't tell me she was on the rag, and I think I had some egg drop soup.
by Man-O-Whore May 28, 2006
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egg o mau

egg mc muffin in ebonics!
be right there, ah get me egg o mau!

me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!

ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2010
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green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.
fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"
by sloppysally May 17, 2011
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