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Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude
osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream
by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023
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Morus Jones

Person 1 : "Is that Morus Jones?"
Person 2 : "No it's Ifan"
by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021
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Kirby Jones

Kirby Jones is a really cute guy who will give you butterflies whenever you see him. He’s the type of guy who has unlimited confidence, it’s like he’s scared of nothing, he’s also the type of guy who would be really good to date, he’ll be a really good/loyal boyfriend and will be kinda overprotective. He’s also a goofy kinda guy who has a lot of friends, he also has a bit of a sensitive side but he’s loves being outdoors and love to rock climb. He also has a lot of muscle.
That guy over there look really cool

Oh yeah that’s Kirby jones, the really cute and sting guy
by Fluff butt06 March 29, 2022
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Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 12, 2022
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Lauren Jones

Lauren Jones is a cheeky girl, she is the founder of the Shrewsbury gang. She is VERY active on Instagram
We love Lauren.

We worship Lauren.
by squiddle May 22, 2024
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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.
I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.
by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024
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Mo Jones

Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.

If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.

Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.

Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!

Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?

Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven

Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
by Spandexbaby February 15, 2022
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