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Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.
by boredom101 March 8, 2024
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.
by God12231234 March 15, 2024
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Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person
He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.
by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024
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Kirkle Jerking

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025
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Kirkle Jerk

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025
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