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Mac'ing off

when a group of Mac fanboys sit around in a circle rubbin each other's Macbooks. Usually "oh my god!" is replaced by "oh steve!" very similar to a circle jerk.
when someone buys a macbook, and the others flock around to open and close the macbook over and over and talk about the genius of steve jobs, until they explode into a burst of selfpleasure, hence Mac'ing off
by phr3akazoid August 27, 2009
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Off Topic

Off Topic is a forum on Roblox.

It is the worst webpage on the internet, filled with some of the worst content ever made, created by some of the most idiotic, childish people to ever lay their hand on a mouse and keyboard.
faggot 1: something something religion something something gay marriage something something abortion

faggot 2: something something racism something something sexism

faggot 3: some kind of joke about obama

faggot 1: some kind of reply to faggot 2

faggot 2: getting mad at faggot 1

faggot 5: something about faggot 1 being an obvious ruseman because they are an alt

faggot 6: something unrelated that makes no sense

An average thread on off topic.
by Tdc88 June 19, 2013
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get off

1. To enjoy very greatly.

2. To have an orgasm.

3. To get high.
One guy says to another at a party (where drugs are freely available) "So, did you get off tonight?"
Other guy responds "Dude, that's disgusting!"
by Logic316us June 18, 2009
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Jump off

lets go to the club tonight so i can find me a jump off.
by playgirl December 28, 2005
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look off

A basketball term; To make eye contact with an open teamate, and then pass the ball to another player, as if to disrespect the first players skills as a viable scoring option.
Small Forward, during a time out; "Hey, what's up with that last set? I was open by a mile, that was a look off".

Point Guard: "I saw you, but that was a little bit out of your range".

Small Forward: "I was gonna drive to the cup".

Point Guard: "you didn't finish the last the last Dime I gave you".

Small Forward: "tell you what, You look me off again, and I'm gonna wring your your little point guard neck after the game".
by kentaylor January 14, 2008
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Off the top

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.
Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.
by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019
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off chops

an interchangeable expression that is used to describe something 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often used when elated or excited over a specific happening or event. Can also be capatialised 'OFF CHOPS' to depict higher elation.

Often confused with the less awesome 'off the chops', used to signify one's ability to never get laid.
"Bro, how was last night with the missus"

"Esh lad, It was OFF CHOPS"
by Esh Romberg October 1, 2011
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