joe mama

joe mama

joe mama

by KITTYKATMASTER April 23, 2022

HAHT MAMA

This.. this is what happens when you find a hot woman, thats all I gotta say.

Me: *scrolling on Instagram*
Me: *finds a hawt woman*
Me: HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table

by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

mama shof

One who mothers nations! Her love is unconditional. She is everyone's ma, and everyone knows it. The person people go to when in need.

She is everyones mama shof.

by Shof July 19, 2018

Hoochie Mama Terrorist

Modern Day Marla Singer; the type of girl that’s out for petty attention but acts naive when she gets it; being a home wrecker comes at no price for this ho; you will find these girls rolling around in their daddy’s money wearing clothes that were popular in middle school at family friendly place late at night like frozen yogurt

“Did you see that hoochie mama terrorist eye-fucking your boyfriend?”

by _breezybaby October 21, 2019

Shut the mama up

You hate yo mama

I hate you shut the mama up

by anonymous May 5, 2024

mama brooke

Mama Brooke is not actually your mom but she feels like it. She is the same age as you but protects you from yourself and others that may hurt you. She is your best friend. Don’t ever let go of your mama Brooke.

Ayeeee! Mama Brooke you came!
Of course I did! I wouldn’t miss your show for anything!!

Luv you!!

by Petrayourstarbuckskid April 20, 2019

joe mama

your mom

1: You know Joe?
2: No, who's joe
1:JOE MAMA!!!
2: Dies of death.

by 9ga boy November 30, 2022