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Noodle fingers

When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering
God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed
by Zorbinator March 6, 2020
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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
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Noodle

Noodle is the most incredible girl in the world.

She’s a loving, resilient lemgthy girl who loves with all her heart.
She is trusting and loyal to all her friends, and especially her hoomans.
Everyone wants to be Noodles fren.
She also has the best style ever.
“Omg how amazing is Noodle?!”
I’m so glad Noodle is in my life
by LadyLuna+PrincessTia November 24, 2021
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Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.
Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...
by Stephler May 20, 2018
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noodle grooven

When a person high on amphetamines cannot control their bodily movements and or functions
Did you see Larry at the party he was all over the place he his body was moving out of control ,he was noodle grooven.
by Fotoboy May 20, 2018
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spilled noodles

basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men
i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.
by trollytro1 April 6, 2022
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poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.
OMG! You just made me poop noodle!
by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015
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