Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 6, 2019

Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.

girl 1: “hey what did you do last night”
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”

by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018

noodle cadoodle

means that you dont care

"your an idiot jonny"
"well noodle cadoodle"

by well noodle cadoodle December 11, 2018

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020