Skip to main content

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball
“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
by Alfrendo May 14, 2021
mugGet the Michael Jordan mug.

michael mcfadden

A man with a big head.
Michael McFadden is so full of himself
by UNKNOWN241426 December 16, 2016
mugGet the michael mcfadden mug.

michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.
michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks
by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019
mugGet the michael washington mug.

Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.
"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"
by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018
mugGet the Michael Hahn mug.

michael bostick

Beautifully created. Best of both worlds.

He is the bad ass, mean, protective, a tad possessive
Yet really he is so nice and genuinely cares. His heart is big as big as u could imagine
But it's been walked over and thrown down and stomped on and picked back up just to be fooled and tricked by people he once trusted. So, once he finds the one who he wants to love forever. The person who brings his heart sunshine on the most grey and rainy days, he will do anything to mend the heart he wants to use so badly but has a little trouble knowing how to use it...Because it may have never been quite used in the correct way or to its full potential. He loves hard and deep. (Just like he likes to give it) his jerk side sometimes tries to take over him but these rays of sunshine burn it away eventually. Kayla loves him more than he could ever see in her emotional expression. He is the ying to her yang. But they both need to take a cooking class together . And a how- to -be

NOT stubborn class would be perfect for them as well. A imperfectly perfect family is being made as we read this definition. It's God's plan for Michael Bostick.
Kayla would be so proud to become Ms. Kayla Michael Bostick.
by Mskittyk@t88 February 1, 2017
mugGet the michael bostick mug.

Michael Lara

Michael Lara is a jacked Asian-loving man. Who loves to go to the gym and make ice cream. He also loves to play Rainbow six siege with younger men by the name of: Dustin Rigby, Eli Keeling, Garrett Gonzalez, Keagan aka holoisdiff, and Gavin Speedling.
Michael Lara loves to play with underage men on Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege.
by Hot Asian Women October 22, 2023
mugGet the Michael Lara mug.

Michael McDowell

Best nascar driver of all time. Goated 500 winner and deserves the 18 car.
by anonymous April 3, 2021
mugGet the Michael McDowell mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email