dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.

You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!

by xAnomally March 25, 2022

matt craig

poggers. an absolute unit.

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"

by hottestgirl445 January 01, 2021

matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked

damn his penis was a matt baxter

by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019

dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently

"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"

by imcool1111 October 08, 2023

matt dylan

lewis alexander perry's mate

matt dylan is coming to see us

by matt dylan March 30, 2022

Matt Hurst

Matt hurst- he is an absolute retard and likes to gargle cum, he also likes dick in his mouth, ear, asshole, and eyeball.

You homie stop being such a Matt Hurst it’s gay as fuck

by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019

Matt hurst

Matt hurst-a bitch nigga who likes dick in the ass and swallows cum

Stop being such a matt hurst g

by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019