Lemon wank

When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.

John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"

by Chewbacca M9 May 27, 2017

Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse

Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.

by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017

lemonade shake up

When you're getting head and you decide to shake it up a bit and piss in the girls mouth. She'll definatly be a lil shaken up

OMG, my boyfriend gave me a lemonade shake up last night...not the good kind.

by abby gets hose June 9, 2017

lemon with a green hat

has a green hat.

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!

by Jet012 August 4, 2017

lemon cup

A cup used to contain the contents of a lemon party.

Old Gil really filled up the lemon cup.

by accult September 15, 2017

Lemon

A person with no significance in your life that you only see when you have nothing else to do.

Yo Brian whilst you were busy I saw Kevin he’s such a lemon

by Lemonhunter October 23, 2017

Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017