some jokes are here
I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus. here is some jokes How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. Found out I was color blind the other day. That one came right out of the orange.
by pexel February 12, 2023
Get the jokemug. by Wobbly wagon wheels May 24, 2020
Get the Jokemug. A joke pertaining to a friend group or online community, through which it is exchanged exclusively. Similar to memes, but more specific to a smaller, more clearly-defined group of people.
friend 1: "Guess it's time for you to go get your own boat, then!"
friend 2: "Ha! You smartass, you!"
stranger: "Uh... was that a joke or something...?"
friend 2: "Oh, it's just a silly little inside joke. Don't sweat it."
friend 2: "Ha! You smartass, you!"
stranger: "Uh... was that a joke or something...?"
friend 2: "Oh, it's just a silly little inside joke. Don't sweat it."
by Inlovewithabsol July 26, 2023
Get the Inside jokemug. A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.
Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."
Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”
Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”
by 72886 November 26, 2022
Get the daddy jokemug. A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.
Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 5, 2009
Get the Joke flagmug. Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible
by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019
Get the inside jokemug. Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
Get the Jokemug.