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Jerk Turd Fuck Head

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
by The_Dood October 23, 2012
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Circle jerk centipede

It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.
Damn man Jessica walked in on me and the boys having a circle jerk centipede.
by Feenyx69420 June 27, 2020
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jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
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Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages
Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”
by Акула May 31, 2020
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Jerk

Jerk is the third derivative of position with respect to time and respectively second derivative of velocity.
Is at least the acceleration of the expansion of the universe constant. And if not, is its jerk constant.
by Saposto November 30, 2016
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jerk book

Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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