jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word

Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn

by comard lesbian July 14, 2020

National ignore Jacob day

February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs

(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)

I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.

by y2kkaylah July 19, 2020

Jacob

Gay as fuck

Jacob Ack

by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020

jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a gay ass hole . Mother fucking Hoe. He is useless and he can live on the street by himself. He is fat not attractive and girls cant find him cute. He is Bi Trans And has a penis and a vagina

Girl. Sees Jacob
Girl Shoots her self by hanging herself

by yeeteetfeet August 31, 2020

Jacob Jackson

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich

that Jacob Jackson is short

by DillyTom September 1, 2020

Jacob Jackson

Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS

IMAGINE BEING A JACOB JACKSON

by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020