Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.
by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022
Get the Irish Vikingmug. by Regulus Night Lightcaster November 17, 2023
Get the Irish Hot Platemug. When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.
by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022
Get the Irish greasermug. When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
Get the Irish swimming lessonsmug. by Albatraze May 23, 2021
Get the Irish Jittersmug. A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.
Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.
by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025
Get the Irish Hellomug. I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.
by Queefenator September 8, 2016
Get the irish cowboymug.