Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

beans knees

Cleverly derived from the phrase “Bee’s Knees”, Beans Knees is a phrase used to describe a great coffee.

“Yo bro, this new coffee is seriously the Beans Knees!!!”

by Your Grayness May 18, 2021

beans in ass

beans in ass is when you put lots of baked beans in the ass and they have to be Heinz or else they will not get good beans in ass

beans in ass feels good

by BIGSEGGSMAN June 18, 2020

gurbanso beans

Dry beans

"Umma crucifie you with these gurbanso beans"

by D4$A@026 June 21, 2016

Frosty Bean

After you have too many daiquiris and then give a girl oral sex

I got really intoxicated and offered Sarah the frosty bean, she said yes!!!

by Bean Dover December 6, 2022

lairy bean

Someone who is loud mouthed, boisterous and likes to have it large.

That guy at the party was a right lairy bean, wasn't he?

by Bellthehippo November 29, 2015

Jelly bean

Known to have a head that looks like it's been squashed in a vice

"Who's the cunt with the head working on me truck doing the Horton fan" , that's jelly bean man, " Ah yeah but whys he taken the gearbox out?"

"Don't hassle the jelly bean, he's really good at what he does "

by Cheesywilly June 11, 2017