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book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.
Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?
by Fetty wherp September 3, 2016
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Boo Boo Book

Boo boo books means to Pull someone’s hair back and butt fuck them until they yell “BOO BOO BOOK”
Hey bill wanna play Boo Boo Book with Jill?
by PollyPig23 June 28, 2021
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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book

you're so book!
by supercalafragafuzz April 22, 2010
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Dirt book

A book with names of people you don’t like/have bad feelings towards, see also “shitlist
You’re in my dirt book now”
People in my dirt book should hope to never run into me”
by katkatkatkatka May 22, 2025
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Winnersville book

Also referred to as a Klahiam or yearbook.
Usually for people who live in a seriously corroded past. Only those who were jocks, popular, unpopular, or female read them.
Even still a great way to make up stories around future girlfriends.
Remember high School, that's when everyone felt like a winner let's get out the winnersville book!

Winnersville book; hippies hate them. Jocks love them. Psychos hate them. Conservatives love them. Religious types hate them. Immature adults love them. Photographers relish them. Grown women adore them.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
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Booked

Nah fam she’s booked
by Its_jean April 22, 2024
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