half-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-brother or half-sister's husband.

My half-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Chappy Half Gram

Proper Noun: The chap who’s always wheeling the alleged “dispo” half grammed cartridges, who’s rippage quality is questionable.

Noun: the name of the controversial half gram cartridges sold by Chappy Half Gram.

Can I rip your chappy half gram per chance?

What up, Chappy Half Gram?

by Trapgod42069 April 27, 2022

Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.

Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!

by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023

half right, face!

the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"

for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.

so, this command is when you know you're fucked.

DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.

by GodtheUSMCFuckingSucks May 8, 2022

Half of a sink explosion

Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.

Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.

Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?

Friend: Fractions

by iabast October 15, 2020

half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

by the engineer April 2, 2013

half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019