When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
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Boss: Well did you come up with any ideas on the Penske account.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.
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Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
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Patron: “Deal!”
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Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
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Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)
Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little
Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little
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