Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.
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by Foot fiend November 25, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.
by Begman February 19, 2019
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