Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

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dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

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Dry

Being dry means for a person to talk, text, or act as if they don't care or responses are short and the vibe seems off

Why were you being so DRY last night on the phone?

by @afroheadddjay on instagram October 1, 2020

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Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

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A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.

“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”

by krlprl January 11, 2025

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dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012

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