dick muncher

someone who chews on cock

joe you are such a dick muncher

by skrilla nilla deala May 13, 2005

Dick Breath

When a person intakes so much penis, that his or her breath now smells as a fresh penis would.

Dude: What's that smell
Girl: Sorry, I have DICK BREATH

by Zand the pan May 28, 2015

Dick Cheney

a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me!

What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

by lizoffspring April 23, 2006

dick nipples

elongated nipples that hang or protrude more than the average nipple.

One example can be seen a the first locker room scene of the porno "Debbie Does Dallas," on the cheerleader who is screwing the coach.

by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

dick rod

The name of Rich dirty sanchez Rodriguez, the new coach of the Michigan football team

Dick Rod shafted his alma mater when he left West Virginia.

by JEZUZ January 7, 2008

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009

dick in a box

A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.

Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!

by Yorf February 1, 2007