Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022

Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Balls to the walls Zero February 15, 2024

cracker

a white person who is mean

white person: hey there goes that nigger again
black person: I CAN HEAR U CRACKER

by A.Random.Person384753 September 19, 2021

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

Crackers

Old cold hearted white people with a gun that hate people with a different color skin.

Billy-Lets go find a African American
Sam-.....
Billy-(Drunk)Shoot me
African Americans -Why?
Police- why would I help them if they don't respect me?
African American- When stop them from killing us.
Billy-Fuck you nigger (shoot AF in back)
Police...
Sam-thats what he get Crackers

by Realistplanet01 May 18, 2021

Cracker

A word that everyone deny that it's a slur against white people. (people claim you can't be racist toward white people)

kid from tiktok: This guy is racist and called me a cracker on xbox.

bad commentary highschooler : Shut the hell up kid, you can't be racist toward white people nor cracker is a slur.

You probably think it's a slur because your a fucking white privilege fucker, you probably said the n word too, fucking bitch.

(based on a true story)

by Sweat_Burg February 14, 2021

cracker slut

A person who loves crackers so much that they constantly eat them, hence how they are a “slut”

Person 1: Oh my god, he eats so many crackers!
Person 2: Of course he is, he’s a Cracker Slut

by the_cracker_slut January 17, 2020