Day Care Cold 

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

Day Care Cold by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011

Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

Freezing-Ass Cold by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011

I felt cold, so I left. 

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.

He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.

I felt cold, so I left. by O'Hara Eyes October 25, 2018

heating up cold soup 

Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.

The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.

Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.

heating up cold soup by Windton September 13, 2020

pry it from my cold dead hands 

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

pry it from my cold dead hands by Sosku10 December 11, 2021

vag cold 

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.

"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"

vag cold by damnitrandii December 16, 2008

arizona cold 

Weather experienced in the Phoenix area during the winter months (Dec.-Feb.). Weather in which it is too warm to wear a winter jacket or big coat and if you do wear one, you will look like a huge douche. then, when you wear a hoody or thin jacket, you get cold. Thus it is arizona cold.

Johnny - Man it is chilly out here and this is the warmest hoody I have and I am still shivering.
Bobby - I know, I hate Arizona cold.

arizona cold by menick December 27, 2008