Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

Cock Mop

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.

Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.

by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

edwins cock

Edwin's cock is a term used if someone has a huge cock

Holy that guy there has Edwins cock

by TyroneBigBlacks February 19, 2022

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020